Can someone start “the movie tickets are too damn high” movement?
Having fish sticks for dinner like an 8yo.
So weird to see a tweet disappear from the timeline when it gets deleted.
Why do I have the song “Private Eyes” stuck in my head?
Excited for the temperature drop coming our way.
Apocalyptic dreams are no fun.
So tempted to not work today.
Just realized I have to go grocery shopping on a Saturday. #shootmenow
Just getting home from work. #sadpanda
These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!!
First time at the dentist in maybe 10 years. No cavities!
“You have to use your brains, not your fists” #lessonsfromSVU
Tam was not meant to work at 9am.
The J must stand for Jerk train. #MTA
This 10oz bag of beef jerky was the best and worst idea.